do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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