I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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