is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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