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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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  Please tell me how you discovered this.

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  I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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• (646): View more from New York

  We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up

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• (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.

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