There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Enjoy the penises
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"