I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.