Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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