Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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