also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this will be a night to untag.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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