Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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