Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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