Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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