Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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