just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
where are my eyebrows?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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