Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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