Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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