how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Do plants get herpes?
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