they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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