i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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