I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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