I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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