I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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