just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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