New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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