I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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