im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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