where am i from again
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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