We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
