I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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