she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i dont even know how to be here
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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