so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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