Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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