If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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