You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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