tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
pop tarts are not kleenex
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
