We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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