Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
