he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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