I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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