can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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