I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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