R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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