i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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