Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so explain again why im purple
no
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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