I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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