Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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