You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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