do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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