Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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