my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Randomize
