just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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