Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Blood and glitter go together right?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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