We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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