Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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