About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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