he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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