when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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