I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.