Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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