Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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