idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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