i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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