The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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