As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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