Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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